How exactly does a bunch of journalists getting together and deciding what they can and can't do affect how a corporation chooses to handle their proprietary material and public relations?

This is childish, deadspin. Seriously.

Guess what folks, every person you know of a different race has said something disparaging about your race. The only difference between them and Cooper is they aren't stupid enough to say it in front of a camera.

Last year it was probably the best one. My girlfriend is a Browns fan. All she could do was nod sadly and mutter "goddamn it."

Bender. That's a new one on me.

Guys, he didn't get hit in the balls. As literally any guy over the age of ten knows, when you get hit in the balls, the first thing you DO NOT do is start grabbing your balls.

FWIW, Matt Jones would have been a damn good NFL wideout if cocaine didn't exist.

bahahahahaha.

Please tell me I'm not the only person on here who finds this individual to be an insufferable, selfish cunt.

Y'all do intend to make a business of capturing stuff like this, right?

Except for the win amirite?????

NBA finals win or not, if someone was outside on my street banging pots and pans together at night, I would wait roughly 3 minutes before firing a warning shot.

A) I hadn't forgotten this, I am actual basketball fan who pays attention.

The Steve Nash Suns never won a title because they weren't mentally tough and didn't play D. I was rooting for them too, but I knew they would never defeat the Spurs because it simply wasn't in their nature.

You should never trust a man with playing cards tattooed anywhere on his body.

All you said, plus they clearly misunderstand the actual definition of a "gift" — It's something freely given to make someone happy, not an obligation. It is rather mind-blowing that a person could be so pigheaded that they literally don't know what a gift is.

Worth mentioning that if someone can't add properly, it was unlikely they would be tipping too generously in the first place.

Maybe someone already mentioned this, but HOW ON EARTH ISN'T DICK LEBEAU ON THIS LIST? He won like 12 games in 3 seasons. He is a fantastic coordinator currently, but that didn't spare Gilbride. I have to assume it was a simple oversight.

I tend to agree, Zlatan is a dick all the time, it's in his nature, whereas Suarez is more of a "crime of passion" kinda guy. Suarez is simply immature and lacking self-control, Zlatan seems like he knows better but doesn't care.

Don't know why, but I enjoyed this comment to an irrational degree.