Don’t sell yourself short. If you’re patient enough you can get lucky with bad invaders, team fire and get lucky with the final blow, etc. And in doing this, like Kirk, you may improve at PvP.

I feel they’ve been having a bad last couple of months, the behind the scenes things at Gawker media are probably taking a toll, but weekend updates have been sparese and just games coverage in general for awhile now. There was barely anything about some of the cooler things at Gamescom and most of the coverage was…

Look, sexism isn’t okay

Agreed, these articles are pushing me away from Kotaku, same reason I stopped using Polygon.

Agree 100%. People are literally looking for things to offend them at this point. It’s much less insidious than this article makes it out to be. Who sees the messages in soulsborne and thinks about it for more than .01 seconds?

They are being paid to be offended. It is manufactured outrage. Sane people don’t give a shit about this.

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

My wife is so afraid of someone noticing her when she goes to poop, she actually keeps a 2nd pair of shoes in her desk so nobody recognizes her in the stall. She calls them her Shittin’ Shoes.

Soooo we’re all in agreeance the husband was definitely in there jerking off and not taking a dump, right?

What I can’t figure out is at the end when she says she moved out by Christmas, did she leave the husband by Christmas or did she and her husband move together? I hope she left him, that guy sounds awful.

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

So I started playing this today and found it’s not quite as hard as people make it out to be. A good run where I landed a couple of great turrets got me four or five levels in and a lot of cells to spend on stuff, and that’s starting on basic gear.

I will never make fun of a child under the age of 11 who brings a glove to a game. It’s part of the magic of being a kid at the field!

And people say this guy was never IV league material.

I don’t think we have to worry much about people jumping all over this Cubs fan for grabbing a ball. Not like there’s a history of Cubs fans lives being completely and utterly ruined over something as silly as a ball.

It’s like he’s never seen the service academies play football!

I mean, yeah, the service academies have been dominating the college football landscape for the last half century.

The fact that he takes pride in (makes a huge deal out of) being a virgin is pretty hilarious because literally the only place I’ve ever encountered the name Colton is in gay porn.