“That’s a lot of goals, but I had a WAR of 1812.”
-American handball genius James Madison

Mike Pence is the reason I pray every single day that Trump doesn’t get impeached.

Best Baseball Player in New York*

I happen to know that you kipped those pull ups, Andrew.

I was the best baseball player in New York when I was young.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

Dark Souls remastered

“Watch hundreds of young Japanese amateurs get creamed by three pros.”

If it were all I did, I’d probably be miserable, but as an accessory to real work that helps inform and entertain people, it’s NBD.

I’ve had the same pair of mpow cheetahs for 2 years. They last 6 or so hours on a charge and continue to work great.

I’ve had the same pair of mpow cheetahs for 2 years. They last 6 or so hours on a charge and continue to work great.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Welp, there goes one of the only two reasons I watched anything on Smosh. Now if honest trailer voice disappears I’m out of both Screen Junkies and Smosh.

This isn’t the first time a hard “R” has gotten a white guy in trouble.

Is Alabama one of the 4 best teams? Yes. Do they belong in the playoff? No.

Anyone who disagrees with you is a fucking moron. You can also throw in the fact that they play an FCS team in November. But sure, “schedule matters” according to Barry.

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

Truly a crime, Dog.

It’s criminal that McGriff is so low.

Weird so many of these conservative guys fuck all their male friends after they grab a bite to eat.