They only make these rules as a reaction to shady shit that has happened in the past. It seems ridiculous to just stumble upon this, but I’m sure a series of shitty events inspired these rules.

You have to track her down across the globe, she’s basically Jason Bourne.

This game is coming out at the right time, there’s nothing to play (PS4)! I’ll be dipping my toe into Far Cry for the first time this week.

The Switch has a lot of great “console” type titles, but has not delivered as a “mobile “ system IMO. Makes sense to keep 3DS around until we get a few great mobile games on the Switch (FIRE EMBLEM PLEASE).

they were down by 2, that was for the win!

I agree, the reason no one wants Kaepernick is the same as why no one wants Tebow - media distraction.

Why do you think the Jets traded up to #3?

Everyone last Summer: “I wish they would port every game to the Switch!!”

I’m with you 100%. The switch isn’t a big technological leap from the Wii U, so don’t mess with the engine/graphics too much. Add in a Sub Space Emissary single player mode and take my money already!

What really needs to be improved from the Wii U version? Add in Mario+Cappie, give Zelda a BotW spin, and add in the Splatoons (I guess) and I’ll happily buy it.

Nintendo of America rep Doug Bowser

If you could only play commercial jingles while getting it on, what would be your go-to to create the sexiest vibes?

The fight scenes in Black Panther weren’t that good, the cuts were too quick.

I freaked out trying to kill my own summoned skeleton crew after it auto equipped around level 10. They followed me everywhere!

:’(

WHERE IS FIRE EMBLEM

Nothing gives me greater joy than picking a seat with 2 windows on a Southwest flight and closing them both. THERE’S NOTHING TO LOOK AT, AND IT’S BRIGHT AS SHIT!

Looks like they’re really taking it on the chin-chin over this one

Elizabeth Swaney is furiously taking notes.