Still a better love story than Twilight.

This is my nephew on his first birthday. Like his Auntie Gin, not a big fan of chocolate.

I’m here for the baby photos - don’t let me down commenters! Let the irony FLOW through you!

I know a few other commentators have asked this question, but has any of the media coverage addressed the issue of why Jim Bob and Michelle are the ones doing the press tour and speaking out for Josh when he’s a 27 year old man?

Jim Bob is asking Jesus for advice right now, and Jesus is all

“No such thing is possible. In the Talmud, in the Jewish tradition, it says when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously, so I don’t agree with that.”

when that part of the male anatomy is aroused and there’s an erection, the brain flies out of that and we have to take that very seriously,

Note to self: never sleep naked in a bed with Dr. Ruth unless I’m willing to put out.

But why is it funny. You’re under no obligation to tell me why you think it’s funny, obviously, but to me it’s just more of the same ol’ “this bitch is prettier than this bitch” that none of us ladies need. What a predictable way to welcome Caitlyn to womanhood: through bitchery.

Reminded me of this. Which is funny AND educational.

Because there is a portion of "the people" that isn't being treated like people. That is why

She’s a cutie, all right, but the music’s kinda mehhhhhh

This is everything.

my only experience with Hooters at all is my Grandmother was a huge fan, because of owls. Owls.

I want to open a restaurant chain called “Flanders” where all the servers have to wear bushy mustaches and tight ski pants. And they will all be required to know sexy Flanders moves.

half the animals here wish it were the head of the person feeding them the watermelon

Kimmunion.

This article can only be by someone with poor bladder control. Or a urinatination fetish.

Am I the only one who still sees a vagina in the leaf of her new tattoo?