@conditionals: It's the fattest continent on the planet IN THE UNIVERSE!

Nationwide crackdown on speeding? I certainly hope it doesn't extend to my prefecture. As the penalty for going at 30km/h over the limit is losing your licence, everyone goes at exactly 28km/h over.

@ThisCharmingMan: Your interest is peaked? Oh no! No more interest for you then, my friend!

@Alternate, I cho-cho-chose the impossible: nVidia scored the deal. See the VentureBeat article:

I find the top 10 portable games overall list to be not so much pointless as it is amusing.

@skaven: I saw some in a backwater part of Osaka last year, and I bet they're still there. Don't give up hope!

@mariospants: The reason nobody wants to ask is that we know the answer, and have since last year. Guitar Hero World Tour and Rock Band 2 on the Wii have improved their storage systems. When you download a song, you have the choice of moving it to the SD card or not. If you want to play a song from the SD card, you…

That's what they get for writing their name with such disemvowelled spelling.

@goldwings: Yes, that's true. Girls give gifts to guys on Valentine's Day. White Day is on 14th March, and guys give gifts to girls then — typically chocolate or white lingerie or something.

@ManiO: The flavour is quite light, but it's the texture which is awesome. So, so good. Best fish I ever ate. I didn't know what it was at the time, so I asked, and someone told me it was fugu. I said okay and went on my merry way. A couple of weeks later, I looked up fugu on teh internets and found out about the…

@ThisDudeRufus: That's right. It was pretty good, except for the parts with her.

Never thought I could enjoy anything relating to Mon Mothma, but that is gold.

Well done on selling 10,000 copies of Pokemon Platinum overseas. To whom, might I ask? It's only been released in Japan so far...

@MarGera332: Congratulations! You just found a new feature on Kotaku. Right next to the word "Kotaku", displayed prominently on the top of the page, there's a "Display" button. Now, click that, and then click whatever console you want news for.

I love my Wii, but I'm considering buying a PS3 or 360 for this and SFIV (which will eventually expand into other games). Leaning more towards PS3 at the moment. Why? No subscription fees, can stick a 320GB HDD in there, less likely to fail, and more region free, which is good for an Aussie expat in Japan who wants to…

@Shinryoma: Osaka-jo has to be the most disappointing castle I've ever been to. Looks great on the outside, but on the inside, there's a lift, a fucking lift. Fuck that. Best castles I've been to: Himeji-jo, Kochi-jo, Hiroshima-jo, Matsue-jo.

@Pezdispenser: It's also 12 + 28956 (my old phone number) x 23! OH IT'S ALL RELATED TO 23 if you try hard enough and can't remember what your old phone numbers really are... Damn those sly Nintendo bastards, adjusting their sales to screw with us...

I love the last two on that site. Wii Remote Scissors? Gold!

@target_render: Dude... the internets can be used by anyone in the world now. And this site has writers in Japan, Taiwan and Australia.

From Luke's post: