“If I am a paying customer, with cash in hand or even the POTENTIAL of having cash in hand (which this guy apparently did) then you, as a sales entity do everything in your power to get me to give you said cash”

Nah, fuck that guy. I wish companies would cut ties with shitty customers more often.

Apparently you haven’t driven one. I’ve owed a bunch of high priced sports cars and Tesla is the only car that been a revelation to me after a test drive. Elon Musk is from the future.

iQuit

Amazon Prime saved my ass this Christmas.

Amazon Prime saved my ass this Christmas.

But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

I say we cut back the Defense budget to 100 billion for at least a few years and dump that money into infrastructure. Of course people will say thats crazy talk.

Plus they're stupid and according to Gawker make you unfuckable.

Plus they're stupid and according to Gawker make you unfuckable.

You don't need it

You don't need it

I recently spent some time in a similar command and control center at the Hilton.

Aside from the computer screens, all of these photos look like they could’ve been taken in 1985. Why would they build such an old-fashion building, especially one that looks so...Soviet?

Not to beat on someone that’s already down, but WTF. The rider was an idiot. Don’t do illegal shit will riding illegally.

While also paying through the nose for out-of-date hardware and the privilege of paying (again) somebody else to fix it when it does break?

Except, not all apple products work like a dream and newsflash, not all people are happy with buying something that they can’t alter or change to suit their preferences.

Because I know that someone in the comments will talk about how dangerous it is to be a police officer, just wanting to come home alive, etc.

It is more dangerous to be employed as a landscaper in America than it is to be employed as police officer. This is a fact that is true and is verifiable.

Hydrocortisone is a steroid, so you should never be applying it on a regular basis. ESPECIALLY on your junk ;)

So, uh. That wasnt quite as ground breaking as we thought it was going to be.

I went on a first date last year with a guy who seemed pretty normal and cute. I went to the bathroom during dinner and when I got back he said "Don't worry, I didn't roofie your drink." I gave him the stink eye then promptly called the waitress over and asked for a replacement drink. My date looked at me like I was…

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