I’m also a teacher. There is no world in which this kind of thing is acceptable. Teachers should never subject their students to mocking from the public. Teachers should have a relationship of trust and security with their students. I’m not saying a teacher could never make a joke, but one with the student, not about…

I think that is exactly what I was having a problem putting into words this whole time. Let the main character breathe a little before giving him a sidekick, especially one damned near his own age.

I thought he was a waste of space on The Flash, but like most everything else, Legends made him better. He seemed like a really fun addition.

I said something just a minute ago, upthread. I thought it was clever. Reading yours, I was right.

Wonder-er Womaner: More men, more ass-kickin’!

Like that Jewel song from the 90's, “Wonder Woman will remember you”
The last act has Diana get in her PJ’s and crawl back into bed.

Avengers are popular? We need another franchise? Something like The Avengers, but just different enough?

I’d watch the Hillary Swank one on Red Tube.

Avengers: Redacted

Although it will probably be Avengers Disassembled or something.

At the end of the movie, as Iron Man and the rest of the grownups are heading into the sunset, Ant Man muses that he needs to go back to being a thief to sustain the Avengers financially. Tony tells him not to worry, there’s always money in the banana stand. Peter Parker volunteers to work the banana stand, curious as…

The movie starts with the bad-guy minions imprisoned, and Clint Barker brings the stair car to discuss with the Warden their specific security needs. The bad guys jump the fence using the stair car. Tony, riding a hoverboard, screams, “C’mon!” a la Gob. 

Brother Blood is her pimp now?

I wonder, how much stuff got passed without notice because TPTB didn’t understand the subtleties of “I am Groot”? I get that they did it for shock value in the first movie, but then they just kept on. I almost didn’t let my kid see the sequel.

That’s in my top five favorites of Weird Al songs. I mean, it’s no Amish Paradise, but still awesome.

Tearing labels off the mattresses on the Wave Rider...,

Harry: Arguing about using his new helmet doohickey: “Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity to finally stop the Thinker, one moment. Would you seize it, Barry, or would you just let it slip?”
Listening to his gravelly voice doing something like that, deadpan, would be hilarious.

An evil Ray that does slightly evil things, then goes around apologizing. I’d watch.

It makes me want to see a scene where someone asks his name, and he turns back into Billy Batson.

Maybe it was referring to his left-handedness, the origin of sinister, and he’s just misunderstood because of his frustration in getting the computer mouse to work with his off hand, or because he can’t cut paper cleanly so his home-made birthday cards look crappy.

I’m sensing a new Thunderstrike.