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Wil Stanton
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How can you have too many climaxes?


Oh, sorry! Thought this was Jez. Carry on!

Calling it: Mallus gets trapped inn a Beebo toy.

A period-accurate, superspy-romantic comedy of the original Ant-Man and the Wasp would be AMAZING!

Everybody swings Dean’s way!

And probably Velma too.

A supernatural fog comes in, creating evil i-bots and heroic mannequins, who fight to save a collective of homeless youth living in an abandoned mall. 

Legends is like, 2 or 3 steps away from being the perfect show for me.
1. Rip Hunter dressed as a Roman Centurion, for unspecified reasons.
2. Matt Smith wearing a fez cameo.
3. Sara saying something along the lines of, “Let’s go steal us a...,”

A star for making me snort!

Makes sense, and do we know who all was on the Legion spaceship in Supergirl? Maybe their real mission is to rescue her and keep her from Barry Allening the timeline.

What if they’re bringing in Amadeus Cho or someone who inspires Parker to come back and fight after their death?

I didn’t care for either of the Ted movies, but I could easily get behind this being that.

They could go Duck Dynasty with Jor-El’s cousin Car-El?
The Odd Couple with the aforementioned Car-El and the more urban chicano cousin No-El?

Okay, but how cool would an April Fool’s themed episode of the Flash, guest starring the movie Flash be? Just have him come in and read Gustin’s lines.

BARRY: “Keep the suit, because when we get home, I’ma fuck you like the timeline!”
IRIS: “Hopefully you won’t be the “Fastest Man Alive” THIS time!”
OLLIE: “Dammit Barry!”
JOE: “That’s my daughter!”
BARRY: (confused, from the other end of the room) “And MY wife!”
RALPH: (winking and doing finger guns as he goes back to

Re: The Jungle Cruise. You mean a remake of the African Queen? With The Rock as Bogart and Kevin Hart as Hepburn? I’d probably still watch it.

Your inability to recognize even bad jokes as jokes does seem to be a “you” problem.

As has been said earlier, KF was, when a sidekick to Barry, considerably lighter in tone. Perhaps that is because Barry was so dour, but even in the 90's, when Wally took over as THE Flash, in comics, he was decidedly lighter in tone.

I

I never laugh at Jerry Seinfeld. His not being funny to me doesn’t make me unable to recognize what he calls jokes.
I’m not saying their job is easy, just that they missed the mark with Kid Flash. I’m also not really keen on Killer Frost. Maybe I’m just not feeling any of their characters with initials “KF”


I don’t read comic books for their high literature, nor do I watch movies based on comic books for cinematic excellence, and I don’t watch TV shows based on comic books for compelling TV. I watch them for fun. You don’t like them? Feel free to watch whatever high-concept, BBC show YOU like. I’ll be over here, having a

I always assume everyone uses emo ironically, but sometimes it just fits.

You watching the same Legends? It’s arguably the best Arrowverse show on TV!