Congrats - I hear the uncles are typically the toughest sell on this kind of thing

should clarify that I don’t live in Wisconsin per se, I live in Madison.

True, but the draftees are under performing as well.

As a non-knuckle-dragging, non-mouth-breathing fan, I think they should have signed him already.

Given that the last Oasis album came out in 2008, I agree!

more like stinkeye amiright

so you have never been to Wisconsin, Phoenix, or Key West

But now it’s 2017 - sadness and misery are back and better than ever!

Darren Sharper can probably still play

dat apostrophe

Peanut butter and mustard sandwiches

#1 PB and yellow mustard. Tell the world.

#1 PB and yellow mustard. Tell the world, folks.