I’m at work yelling out loud about this. College coaches are fucking evil. $50 for a dirty dorm? This is just straight up stealing. An athletic department worth hundreds of millions of dollars literally stealing from their unpaid “non-employee” labor source.

I respectfully disagree, Greg. America didn’t lose the war against guns. We haven’t even had the balls to start one.

Guns serve no purpose (outside of Greg’s very explicit list) in 2015 America

I agree.

Breakdown of Deadspin, Gawker, and Jezebel emails, please.

Take them to school, dipshit.

Knowing Winona as I do, it’s gotta be shoplifting.

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

They say that Deez Nuts is an Independent, but in my experience he has always leaned more to the left.

Sometimes I love America, and sometimes I REALLY love America.

V-necks should be auto disqualified for being awful.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

“Rex Ryan’s being coy about whatever happened.”

The shadow on the bottom right looks like a man with an erection.

Ok, so worst offseason of all time officially goes to the 2015 San Francisco 49ers right?

Truly a banner week for news on NFL stars who destroyed digital material under suspicious circumstances.

“There are red flags in the NFL?”