“everyone lived, and the person who owns it is probably rich enough to also buy a small country. They’ll be just fine, if you ask me.”

Where’s the damn Trunk Monkey when you need him?

4 and 15 are the same crash. 

You’ll get an HR-V and you’ll shut your whore mouth.

As per an old Car & Driver review, the engine placement meant that there was only room for the steering shaft for RHD, because it was really only ever intended for the Japanese market.

A picture of the vehicle it will be based on, and therefore look like, would have been cool.

The key is, they didn’t provide their own video evidence of their crimes.

They are Republicans.... or whatever hate-filled, racist, fearmongering, liars the party has transformed into the last 6 years.

Everyone already knows you’re a badass, you’re driving a Viper!

I’m gonna guess it’s a Mach-E with a light-up Lincoln badge. You can see the lines a little better if you mess with the image contrast:

Or shitting in the woods edition.

Manual transmissions are overrated for daily driving.

Station wagons are better than SUV’s.

She’s loud, poops everywhere and nibbles on everything that you don’t want her to nibble on.

Easy solution here.

Don’t be a shallow prick, and don’t buy the damn thing.

Sometimes I love being fast with photoshop...

I just wish I knew why it needs to look like it’s standing on its tip toes. This vehicle just looks about 4 inches too high. It’s so awkwardly proportioned. There’s almost as much space between the top of the tire and the top of the fender as there is from the top of the tire to the bottom of the tire.

This pretty much says it all. Remember, this is a town with fewer than 1,500 residents.

User name checking in. :-)