We drove these in the USAF for our Security Police vehicles. We used to have drag races on the flight line in the middle of the night. The fastest car was dubbed “the Enterprise”.

Do not get in a wreck:

That is an extreme case of Murphy’s Law right there.

Every time that narrator stops to loudly swallow his spit - a little piece of me dies.

I’d hit it. And I would also hit their Pandem Datsun 620 kit too:

Didn’t you grow up watching “America’s Funniest Home Videos”? Or “Tosh.0"? It IS funny, especially when it happens to you. I’ve had stuff happen to me several times, and I’ve been hurt, but I’ve always laughed it off.

I enjoyed your presentation, and your attention to technical detail, Ms. Lee. It’s a shame that the sound balance was not favoring you.

You heard right. The movie is also heavily referenced in Pink Floyd’s “the Wall”.

Lighten up, Francis.

I felt the same way about Salzburg, Austria.

How dare you refer to Canuckistan in one breath, then follow-up with a latin-esque pun.

It lacks a red side marker on the rear quarter panel; that means he’ll get a ticket.

For many years now, I’ve been using 2Tbsp ACV + hot water to rinse my hair after shampooing (Dr. Bronner’s). This is how my family has done it for a very long time. No tangles, no frizz.

It was supposed to be a glowing Chevy Nova.

Holy, Freudian-Slip, Batman!

The answer is always Miata.

It’s “Fiber Weed”.

“Hey, why isn’t this car selling?”

“Dindoo nuffin”