I’m sorry, what did you say?

Shawn’s Lawn Guyland (of the Dead).

Due to the development of sophisticated statistical analysis, Daryl Morey and Mike D’Antoni will be looking for the perfect righty-lefty matchups to maximize offensive production.

Thx

Also, he looks like the love child of Eric Bana and Tom Hiddleston.

What does ‘Is this a work?’ mean?

Anyone who doesn’t switch teams as a fan is a sucker.

I’ve been squinting my eyes to see results from The Process for so long my eye lenses are warping out of shape.

This is a good thing. It means that people will have to do the right thing for the right reasons.

Plus he killed a seagull in the outfield.

“ ...will test not only his ability to maintain a clean and humble image”

And from the very terrible video that exists on 1966, they were a shit show even then. The Germans outplayed, outfinessed and did everything right except pay off a ref, while the English looked confused and panic-stricken.

A fun artifact of the past sports year—in which the Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead with home-court advantage in the NBA Finals, the Cleveland Indians blew a 3-1 lead with home-field advantage in the World Series, and the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25-point second-half lead in the Super Bowl—is that

For the life of me, I can’t think of a worse thing to be called than “a true hockey fan” or “a true [name of sport here] fan”.

what the hell?? Who has time to stand flat-footed in today’s game?

Holy smokes, I may have better teeth than that guy! Sad.

Has he been golfing with Tiger again?

I didn’t see the Pachulia/Leonard incident live, just in highlights. And in the slow motion replays, it looked pretty clear that Pachulia slid his foot under Leonard’s on purpose.

In other words, no one cares about you as much as you care about yourself.

Not to thread-jack this thing, but it needs pointing out how much JR Smith’s close-out foul on Kevin Durant resembled Pachulia’s attempt to maim Kawhi Leonard.