Last weekend, Bregman was apparently searching his name on Twitter, where he seemed to have found the tweets of @AllenH83

Eli proves it’s better to be lucky than good. He’s the Forrest Gump of the NFL.

Eli Fucking Manning is the only thing standing between the world and Six-Time Champion Fancy Dog Tom Brady.

When the Williams sisters broke on to the scene I felt bad for Serena because Venus was better. Here she was, one of the all time greatest but overshadowed by her sister’s dominating performances. Fast forward a couple years and now Serena is quite possibly the greatest all-time with Venus on the outside looking in.…

Does he regularly have to deal with Paterno defenders? Because I could see how that could become intolerable quickly.

It’s hard to get any work done with all those screaming kids around.

I also find it hard to imagine there are really people out there - or people Wagner would feel like taking seriously enough to respond to - who really think figure skating is to be degraded because it doesn’t seem athletic. “Sport” is basically an impossible category to come to a logical mutually agreed upon…

You really don’t see how someone uneducated in figure skating might think that the costumes, music, and choreography are just as important as the physical challenges, and why a top athlete like Wagner would want to push back on that? Or how the layman could conflate figure skating and ice dancing as parts of the same…

Athletics =/= sports.

This is fucking fantastic.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

KLRD’s Amanda Guerra reports Wilson was looking for a place to park at Toyota Stadium Tuesday night and got into an argument with a group of tailgaters who were taking up several spaces. He allegedly struck a woman while backing into a space and showed a gun at some point, Guerra reported.

Assault with a deadly weapon is a crime in Texas? When did this happen?

We’re feeling sorry for the kid who snatched some shit as it was landing in someone else’s lap? Fuck that kid.

Serious question - what does one do with a “game used” towel? Do you frame it? Do you wash it? I barely know what to do with my regular towels.

The implication that teams (and fans) are “giving” these players “everything” out of anything other than self-interest is particularly hilarious

At any point in his career prior to now did Hayward actively choose to stay in Utah? They drafted him, and then he was a restricted free agent who signed an offer sheet with another team that Utah matched.

The other great thing about this if you’re Sam Presti is that you unload Oladipo at $21 million a year. Even if George bolts next summer, you replaced Oladipo with a better player this year and get $21 million in cap relief for the next three seasons.

It’s a shame he didn’t live long enough to die in prison.

Penn State people are insane about JoePa. Otherwise smart people put their goddamn tin foil hats on if you mention Paterno. It’s the strangest thing.