“Welcome home,” the roach said to its new companion. “I have traveled far and wide - from the toilet to the garbage, to the wilds underneath the couch - and now I have found you, Donald.”
“Welcome home,” the roach said to its new companion. “I have traveled far and wide - from the toilet to the garbage, to the wilds underneath the couch - and now I have found you, Donald.”
Thank you so much for sharing your story with us.
IDK, this scene makes me crack up every time I see it.
Given that by merely existing as woman is tantamount to playing the Woman Card, an invalid and taboo political strategy (as opposed to playing the Man Offended By The Woman Card Card, Trump’s current strategy), the only potential candidate who is not so ostentatiously female as Hillary Clinton is SNL’s Pat.
I only looked it up based upon the last name, because for some reason, my brain contains the knowledge that Thompson-Deutch were husband & wife.
I hate April Fools almost as much as I hate people who think their April Fools is funny.
ME TOO! It makes me so happy that other people thought this!
I thought the same thing! YESSS.
Someone needs to check on the whereabouts of the Bloggess.
I’ve shared this story during Jezebel’s yearly spooky stories contest (aka Best Time of the Year), but a friend of mine told me that the house her parents moved into has a ghost, witnessed by several family members and medium/plumber. As the story goes, a plumber came to fix something in the basement, after which…
Only Donald Trump would “evolve” on abortion based on the experience of a dude.
off topic but that is honest to god one of my absolute favorite books and i forget about its existence every so often until something reminds me of it and this time that reminder came in the form of your comment so THANK YOU
I hate all the conservative pearl clutchers have emerged from their caves after Scoots got elected (why the hell the dems can’t find a strong candidate is beyond me. RUSS, come to our rescue!) It’s sad to witness the backslide from a progressive state to a red state. If only some of that indignation could be aimed…
America. Where we ban books, but not guns.
Attention all Zealot/Theocrats - Guess what book is WAY more graphic?
Hint: THE BIBLE.
Now kindly self-censor/ban/deport/relocate accordingly.
How it actually went:
As a matter of fact, that is EXACTLY how it happened, with only one addendum: me saying, “I very much enjoy Kitchenette! You are on!”
YEAH WTF. Kitchenette is like 90% of why I’m even here... and I know I’m not alone.
I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.