Oh definitely. I can totally see it-and he’ll use the fact he’s a preacher’s kid to validate every move.

He’s not paying tuition any longer! His kids aren’t going back to school in the fall because “they” want to help him on the campaign trail.

Oh that’s awesome! Tequila makes everything alright!

Exactly! My daughter had a Po doll and it said “Bite my butt”. We would bring it out at parties and asked our (drunk) friends what they thought-they all agreed! We still have that thing somewhere....

I had to chuckle at this:

I still can't stand brats-and I wouldn't call what's inside real "meat". It's mostly grizzle....

Come on now....mustard, onions, cucumbers, tomatoes, sports peppers and celery salt. Far from 18! :D

I'm in Madison so there are a few Woodman's nearby-problem is I hate Woodman's. I shop at the locally owned grocery store (and Costco).

No they hammer the hell out of it with cinnamon too. Disgusting.

That's what this is? A friend of mine invites us over every time she makes it (doesn't look anything like this) and I try to find excuses not to come over. The cinnamon is just over powering-gagging just thinking about it. Now replace the noodles with french fries (and have good chili on it) and you've got a…

Okay, I can understand your aversion to our fabulous pizza because of your strange feelings regarding tomatoes, but DO NOT disparage the Chicago style hotdog. I've been stuck in Wisconsin for the last 20 years where no one can get it right and it's impossible to find sports peppers.

What the hell is this?!

How about: woo hoo! My governor is getting skewered by Jezebel!! This is entertaining!

He has two boys-one is a student at Marquette, one at UW Madison.

Two Women. Best one-hands down.

I had an out of town guest ask if she can bring her two dogs with and leave them at my house for the wedding and reception. When I said no-she actually brought it up at the wedding. She was all put out because she couldn't stay since she had to get home for the dogs. Really? Who asks the BRIDE to accommodate your…

Oooh did you get the-oh quit reading into it so much. That's not what she meant at all? Why did you have to go there? I got that-after my MIL insulted me straight up to my face.

It also removes any unconscious bias that a "human" resume reviewer would have when the see a name-be it gender or implied ethnicity.

I did that for awhile but the reactions got worse each time- I stopped when my eyes swelled shut one day! Now I will allow myself a maximum of three chips with guacamole though-I do okay with that little amount.

I have to be careful with bananas and I'm okay with short-term latex contact. It's mainly just avocados.