No, no, no! On top of the crust that's above the cheese....right where it belongs....yummmmm

Marleaux? Yeah, he's been trolling rather heavily lately.

marleaux is a creepy, gross troll. Must be boring in mommy's basement.

Please provide proof that most insurance companies won't provide coverage for Viagra. My previous health insurance most definitely covered Viagra, but wouldn't cover oral contraceptives because taking them was a "personal choice". And, no, women do not cost more in the long run-read the article again.

And if you melt the nozzle of the shaving cream can around a pin/needle to make the hole smaller, you can stand from several feet away and spray fun words onto the car and not worry about back spray!

Where in Southern Wisconsin? We've had several black bear sightings around the Madison area within the last year.

Yeah, Resurrection Mary was a young teenager dressed for dancing.

I would have thought Bachelor's Grove when you said forest preserve.

My dad (who passed away in 1987) comes back to check up on us every once in awhile. We know he's there because we'll get a whiff of vitalis (hair tonic) and cigarette smoke. It's actually very comforting.

Totally! To make a long story really short-my Uncle Phil died in my grandma's house (massive heart attack-dead before he landed). Gram lived with her sister-when became too old to live on their own, they sold the house to a lovely couple and their toddler son. One day, the dad was randomly shoved into the wall by…

Lame is right:

He's an embarrassment to my state....as is Ron Johnson, Scooter Walker...etc

Oh the McD's stories my friend and I could tell! Crew members rating our asses on a scale of 1 to 10 while we were working....district managers creeping on teenage girls....This was 20 years ago and her memory is much better than mine when it comes to that stuff.

Or attend local benefits to directly help the cancer patient.

Now I have Rick Astley in my head...

I thought the same thing! Glad someone posted this video.

Midas sucks ass. The end.

I just bought a new car too! I am lucky though-I worked at a car dealership for several years so I went to a salesman I know and trust. He knew hubs was there just to sign papers and that I was in charge-my name is first on all the papers and hubs is the spouse. GM didn't get that memo though-the "thank you" card…

Wisconsin is in the midst of passing similar legislation re: ultrasounds are required and the technician has to describe what is on the screen in detail (they are kind enough to say that women don't have to look at the screen). Here is what one dumbass State Senator said in support of this legislation: "These…

Yes, not only do blondes get asked if our carpet matches the drapes (as stated by other posters) but we are also automatically thought to be dumb. It's rather insulting when people are surprised that I have brains. Most of my sibs are red-heads (big Irish catholic family) and the two blondes are the ones that get…