But where are you gonna rope the deer you run over for dinner? I mean the bed is obviously full of possums.

Is that like a zip drive?

Good idea, those aren’t even legal tender.

I usually pay illegal immigrants children below minimum wage to hold them outside while they air dry. Especially when it’s hot or cold.

It’s probably not the right model of iPhone.

You haven’t already? How else do you watch your copy of Ghost busters?

What’s the hidden message in backwards Cher?

SWEET, now you can listen to all the Sum 41 you want.

Yeah but that is its own realm of punishment trying to plug that stuff in.

I throw Canadian coins at homeless people

It’s ok. Just drive with ear buds.

I know, I feel guilty every time I plug in my slightly broken android.

You have to have jalopnik follow you. So technically all of them, and since some are female that could be interesting.

It’s like a laser disc only smaller.

Get that tape deck adapter. And a skip resistant cd player so you can listen to Smashmouth

My car is lavishly equipped with a cd player AND cruise control.

Probably using l33t aim bot.

If you’re a ne’er do well and want to cause mayhem in a crowded pedestrian area that automatic braking is a rear bummer.

It’s the sweet electrical conduit action.

One of the reasons I’m not a Ferrari fan.