Why would my mom make a vroom sound?

It’s still newer than the Nissan Z. Might as well just put it back on the market. 

So you’re complaining that you don’t like the way they’re making 1500hp?  You realize how ridiculous that sounds, right?  As long as it meets the customer’s needs, why does it matter?

All of these changes feel like a return to 2003 era F1.

Nothing more American than buying a car while you’re still paying off your old one.

“To lower our lender’s risk, we had to increase customer dissatisfaction”

Plenty of reason to buy it still- AWD and stick shift.

EV with a 3 spd manual on the column!

Looking forward to that manual 5 speed electric car. 

They meant “more betweener.”

bUt HoW aRe YoU gOiNg To PaY fOr It?

The trick is holding down the R button until the smoke clouds turn orange, then release for a power boost. Just make sure to dodge any banana peels on the track

So is Honda developing a new CRX so they can leak the B21 to the world with advertising?

At just about every major airport out there...

You’re assuming, of course, that the Earth is round.  /s

Maybe just building bland cars with massively unhealthy kidney grilles wasn't a good plan

People do buy vehicles based on looks.  The F-150 and Ram look very nice.  The Silverado looks horrible.

Wait, these aren’t documentaries? 

Didn't work. Still remember the last 20 years of Will Smith's career.