Green leaves not floating in liquid on a plate? That’s the very definition of a salad in my book.

Don’t worry, if Trump wins you’ll be crying soon enough.

I guess we should all prepare ourselves for a Trump presidency, since according to 538, their chance of winning was smaller than Donald Trump’s chance of winning.

You’re right, they will sell you the same dish for significantly less than $7 per plate. With an authentic southern restaurant, you truly get the authentic Southern experience, down to the slave labor, and bare minimum of employee safety standard, no insurance, etc.

Yeah, but that’s not sexism because he’s a man, and his ego can take it.

Fuck off

ORLY? Care to back that up? Her Wikipedia page lists a $20,000 settlement as her biggest accomplishment.

Kutcher is not A-list because of his acting, but he is A-list because of his successful investments in tech companies.

Being pregnant and married to Ashton is what she is known for to people who have forgotten about her only two successful projects.

SALAD SALAD SALAD.

Fuck off.

I can’t believe you’re making me defend this turd, but it’s not illegal for minors to possess adult porn.

$7 a serving is the average price for a prepared dish, especially if it contains real meat.

I already explained what I meant. If you don’t understand it, go back to school to learn to fucking read.

I didn’t say they were served in salad.

Fuck off with your trolling.

There’s no way to treat it like a salad with bacon, or a holiday side dish devoid of the historical context of its ties to oppression

What problem? People making a living wage from preparing food?

I’m defending the Rich Idiot markup because your “proper soul food/barbecue restaurant” doesn’t pay its workers even minimum wage, let alone cover health insurance. Neiman Marcus does.

It means exactly what it says. You can make the same dish but instead of using collard greens, you can use kale, chard, cabbage, etc. It’s no longer collard greens when you use some other leafy green.