Stop being so damned hyperbolic, ppl. It wasn't the best movie, nor was it the worst. Get over it and watch another film.

So... a property that appealed to YOU when you were 9... would somehow be doing a disservice by appealing to a demographic of 9-year-olds today?

that makes no sense; so, each camera app has to be written for each and every camera sensor?

"... but it is something I can never do."

The Jay's Five has an Android version. Just be careful when you order; there's an iDevice version and Windows Phone 8 version, too.

Actually, this movie is awesome. It shows love in all of its permutations: from casual friend love (Billy and his 'fat manager'), to frivolous (dude who goes to American), to just first love (Liam Neesom's son), to love found after love lost (Liam Neesom) to forbidden (Alan Rickman's secretary) to temptation (Rickman)…

I get why Apple is self-fellating. But why does Gizmodo feel the need to hold its back while it does so? There is no need; there are millions of fanboys that aren't paid to be 'journalists' who are willing and able to do so.

Exactly!

You're wrong. It is centered; perspective be damned. Just because something seems a certain way doesn't mean it is. In this case, it's you that's flawed, not the image.

Ummmm... where are the comments about... oh, I dunno... the ACTUAL article?!?