So... a property that appealed to YOU when you were 9... would somehow be doing a disservice by appealing to a demographic of 9-year-olds today?

The Jay's Five has an Android version. Just be careful when you order; there's an iDevice version and Windows Phone 8 version, too.

Actually, this movie is awesome. It shows love in all of its permutations: from casual friend love (Billy and his 'fat manager'), to frivolous (dude who goes to American), to just first love (Liam Neesom's son), to love found after love lost (Liam Neesom) to forbidden (Alan Rickman's secretary) to temptation (Rickman)…

Ummmm... where are the comments about... oh, I dunno... the ACTUAL article?!?