Are you getting off deck duties for spamming this article, Cadet?

I have studied Dianetics, and appreciate the merits of Study Tech

Oh Jada. Your smug little statement made me like you even less than I already did. Obnoxiously listing how you play tourist in other people’s faiths, as well as claiming you “practice human kindness” sounds like an invitation for a hearty STFU from the rest of us.

Ugh, Lena Dunham, really?

I’m not going to pretend that LP & Chester were only relevant in my teen years. I’m 42 and several of their albums are on my current playlists.

probably wasn’t doing it for fun, but self medicating cause of all the abuse he suffered.

Anybody who calls him “cowardly” is a fucking asshole. Sometimes depression is terminal.

Whyyyyyy is there laughing instead of screaming??

Oh cool, let’s watch an animal suffer. Such a rad idea for a post.

I’m pretty sure nobody’s tax dollars are supporting the UK monarchy.

It cost significantly more when Obama visited Parliament than when Will, Kate and co visited BC most recently. Visiting dignitaries are always expensive.

I mean, I know people have varying opinions on the monarchy - as an American, I have no horse in this race. However, I have to appreciate that despite being born into ridiculous wealth, the younger members of the royal family seem to be trying to actually do some good with whatever influence/power they have.

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I was mortified. My heart literally stopped and my inside voice said “This is it.” You just have to power through though. Plus, the guy in his 20's sitting next to us and who stank like a polecat and was reading his brand new comics really needed to know too. It was a public service.

Currently getting my urge out by making my friends uncomfortable in public... often singing outloud to overheard songs and dancing to them. It works fairly well. I recommend this tactic.

Ha! You and I looked a lot alike. I was born in 85. I’m guessing we are similar in age. I got the kid from Dazed and Confused all the time. Or any Hanson brother.. Except the cute one.  

Your dad is awesome! I’m going to have to tell that one to my husband to add to the repertoire. Our kid is 17 and is mortified whenever their dad opens his mouth because it’ll be a fucking “dad joke” a good 80% of the time unless it’s about farts. I need to be clear- my husband and I are ex bike couriers, lived in a…

I was going to post that Ryan Murphy missed his opportunity to cast the most obvious actress for the part:

This is the only thing in the world that makes me, at times, consider possibly wanting to have children.

This year is the 20th anniversary of the murder, and I’ve already seen at least two true-crime rehashes Cunanan’s spree. I don’t care what Ryan Murphy does, but this does feel like it’ll add nothing we haven’t already heard a million times already.