Unfortunately, that’s not true. She’s been a jerk about that show since Regis was on there.

Paris Hilton is marvelous! Stars Are Blind is a beautiful song.

SHE DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS THE FIRST. THAT IS WHY THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN.

The police officer’s parents are already in the media trying to spin him as a “good father” and a “family man”, never mind that he’s divorced and has two children born within 12 days of each other by two different women.

Dude stole a ROWING MACHINE. If you can walk out with a rowing machine under your arm, maybe you don’t need one.

But yeah, those are the eyes of a man who’s probably killed a drifter with a hammer and then, fifteen minutes later, eaten at Waffle House

Someone might want to explain to them how Catholicism works.

Sure I’d do anything to meet Ja Rule!

the obvious reason is to hold more chicken, just in case.

Pretty sure the comment about things being swollen while pregnant is in direct relation to, oh, idk, someone’s lips being bigger.

Yeah! It’s like you can’t even openly make a bitchy song about having bad blood with someone and then make an even less subtle video about it anymore without people assuming you have had blood with that person!

You should pitch to the Jezebel team a daily column - your posts are as good a roundup of the weirdness around the interwebz as we’ll ever get!

Ariel Winter makes me want to go into “uptight mom” mode. “Where do you think you’re going dressed like that Missy?” She’s going to cringe so hard at these outfits someday. She looks ready to join the Ice-capades.

Good lord, I know Kristen Stewart is the current belle of Jezebel and can do no wrong, but that hairstyle is all kinds of wrong.

At least he didn’t name it Window?

Also, bringing some attention to this again:

Hemsworth bought the property in 2014, but Cyrus moved in and has left her mark on it.

My only concern about Miley Cyrus is that her dad, now officially known by his last name, is starting to resemble an even creepier version of John Travolta than John Travolta who, by the way isn’t referred to as just Travolta but is still creepy.

From a legal perspective, I think the initial question is where would Fyre Festival be without Ja Rule, and based on that, we can determine liability, and whether or not to put it on him.