Every morning on air, Kelly drinks rose while Ryan eats avocado toast. Basic and Beige together.

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

If you give someone over $1000 of your money, then you email them in response to a message they sent you about services, but that email continually gets bounced back as undeliverable, the phone number they give you comes back as not in service, and you just go on like “Oh, it’ll work out!” then you have no concept of…

Or getting their parents to pay some of their bills.

Truth. The nonchalant putting $500 on a wrist band, and I’m working 50 hours a week with a master’s degree and sometimes wonder how we’re getting groceries.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I find this hysterical.

Omg. The gif. I can’t believe we’re in a place where I’m watching that fucking goober and thinking, “He’s trying and he’s obviously having fun and isn’t afraid of looking silly THAT WAS A PRESIDENT.” I’m gonna go find another bagel.

If you’ve got an issue with that, blame Oprah. She’s the one who spearheaded this, and Harpo studies made it. The writers are the ones she and they chose to hire.

Her children have come out to say that Oprah is one more exploiter and there are numerous discrepancies in the movie and book. 

Richard Simmons is the sweetest guy. My mother is the author of a bunch of beach-read/comedy crime books. They sell well and she has great fan base but she never thought that a celebrity was reading them.

Wow, what a useless wasted jagoff.

I’d do the same, but I’m pretty sure the IUD string would hang out of one of my nostrils.

Who the fuck ARE these people?!

Who is this collective “we”? I find her annoying and would not want to hang out with her.

I don’t buy this. This kinda seems like a drama club geek trying to show how cool she is by talking about how much weed she smokes...

I did too, made it through three episodes and realized there was no way it was what I was hoping for. I thought it glamorized and encouraged suicide through the elaborate scavenger hunt of “revenge”. It made me furious. My best friends sister fatally shot herself in front of her roommate and another person and I…

Because she’s a joke thief and desperately trying to cling on to relevance.

Why do we keep hearing about Amy Schumer’s acts of kindness. Just do it and go...