He looks like a ventriloquist dummy in that bottom one.

Look how spotlessly clean those boots are. They’re fresh out of a box. Did he get carried there by some indigenous porters like he was in the countries where he killed animals?

The only thing surprising about this story is that he did anything at all for the non-Ivanka daughter.

And, apparently Gypsy is doing well in prison.

What’s brown and sticky?

You didn’t say “Hi it is corny joke time” but I still enjoyed it through gritted teeth

I wish my mother was still alive to tell corny jokes on Instagram.

I love the fact that I had no idea that dude Kardashian broke up with that lady

I was all ready to defend corny jokes anyway, but I have to give special credit to jokes that begin with: “Hi, it is corny joke time.”

I actually don’t believe this. He’s not doing blow off a hooker’s ass. He’s dancing like the dork dad he is. I may be wrong...she may be a total harpy but I just don’t get that vibe from her.

Not Katie Cambridge?

I tried watching this but tapped out at like, 4 minutes in when she started saying something about waking up to someone eating her puss in college. Nope.

I don’t understand this concept that wives must be angry about their husbands going out. It looked to me like he was having fun and playing around. It’s not like he was grinding up on somebody. I may be married but that doesn’t mean my husband and I don’t spend time apart with friends. My guess is Kate gives 0 fucks.…

my son hates the snuggle position because he is nosy as fuck. he has to see what’s going on at all times.

This just emphasizes to me what bummer it must be to be a royal baby and have to be carried forward facing at all times, rather than in snuggle-position.

He at least seems to behave in a vaguely humanistic manner in contrast to the rest of his family who appear to be battery operated.

this is what happens when you lose your mother at a young age and she isn’t there to raise you or your roof.

All the Brits who get pissed off at the Royal Family confuse me. Sure, the Monarchy is stupid, but all they are now are figureheads and tourist attractions. Guess what? A lot of people come to England not because of the well-known cuisine, but because they want to visit where the royalty lives. My Mom will buy…

Meh..still better than people who refuse to dance and hate fun.

Meh.