Jamie Lynn Spear’s ordeal is my WORST nightmare as a parent. The “watching your child in mortal peril but not being able to fix it” variety. I know we’re so quick to say “but she shouldn’t have allowed...” but honestly at the end of the day, peoplec said that shit about the poor parents who watched an alligator snatch…

I’m local to the Spears’ family...kids of all ages are on ATV’s around here. Kids ride them all up and down my road. My heart goes out to the family...Maddie goes to dance with a co-worker’s child. Sweet girl.

I didn’t see anything that indicated she wasn’t wearing a helmet, and don’t see how a helmet would help in this particular accident. She was being supervised by her parents, using safety features that unfortunately were counterproductive in this particular accident.

So are motorcycles, waverunners, fast boats, race cars, various sports, off reading, and about a dozen other fun things. It doesn’t mean we should live bubble wrapped lives and stop using them. Anything can be dangerous if inexperienced people use them. Atvs are very dangerous for young people to use but are very…

I hate to break it to you but the whole roof portion at the beginning was pre-recorded. The live show begun when she was being lowered down. I was reading an article earlier (look it up) about the drones used for the backdrop, the FAA not permitting it due to the safety of 300 drones flying above 80,000+ people, so it…

Since’s we’re talking about superheroes, here is an actual one, and a Patriot that you can like:

Do you even Prince though?

Poor Pink. So underrated.

Ps fuck the Pats and FUCK Brady

It was a vocally solid performance.

Coca Cola has been doing “share a coke” type inclusive marketing for going on decades. It’s always been of their business model ‘cause they’re everywhere; Melissa Gates has a Ted talk where she advocates NGOs adopting their distribution model cause Coke can get soda into some of the most regions in the world. Also…

I ... didn’t say it was? I was just replying to the “diverse America” statement. Honey.

OMG. I’m gonna hurl.

If it pisses the right people off, I’ll drink carbonated sugar water and buy new tires and artificial intelligence TOMORROW.

I don’t know the details but I’m guessing the police response elevated to an argument and they arrested her on a bullshit “breach of the peace” charge.

Being dicks to her some more. In most cities, it seems like you can’t get cops to respond to or even *acknowledge* a noise complaint, nevermind arrest someone for it.

I know it’s pointless, but I just can’t get past the open narcissism. Where is the moment when you say to yourself, “Well, taking a pic of my underboob and slim waist is incredibly obvious, and I don’t want to be that obvious about my vanity and neediness, so I won’t”?

Pregnant ladies are very susceptible to atmosphere. Also, the vapors.

When can we be done with the 8 million hashtags for every single post? It’s too much. Also, can people please at least capitalize every new word to make them at least readable? I totally read the jlovegas2017 one as ILoveGas2017 at first. Which makes the FeelsGoodTho below it even funnier.

That picture of jlo is so photoshopped, it looks like Kim kardashian circa 2008.