I’m sorry. I’m distracted by how alike Caitlyn Jenner and Janice Dickenson look alike.

I literally just said, “awwww” outloud when I read, “as long as I’m healthy, I’ll be here for the children.” What a lovely man. Nice to read an uplifting story every now and again, thanks Clover!

All the Santas from my childhood were dicey looking white dudes with obvious fake beards and a lingering odor of cigarettes and hot dogs.

Santa’s got common sense. Why live at the North Pole when you can live in New Orleans with all that food and culture?

That feel, when an article brings you joy but you lowkey feel like you were robbed as a child for not having a photo with the jolliest-looking Santa ever...

I’m 99% sure he is Santa. The North Pole thing was to throw everyone off. He’s been in New Orleans for decades.

He certainly has the “twinkle in his eye” part down! 10/10 would believe he is THE Santa.

I still love her music, but at this point she just comes across as sad and pathetic. I’ve got creep bumps.

Am I the only one concerned that she apparently poured crushed tomatoes into a pan and is preparing a meal of ‘sauce’?

And no way was he ever inside her.

Why does she always have her boobs out like a stop sign? I’ve seen more of her cleavage over the years than my own.

HA Dem Babies are stealing Mariah’s thunder. I didn’t think that was possible.

This is the woman who had a screaming meltdown over bad reviews on Amazon and claimed that none of them counted because reviewers were “interrogating the text from the wrong perspective.” She’s good at mortifying.

Who, me?!

I think I have a gay sensibility and I feel like I’m gay, because I’ve always transcended gender, and I’ve always seen love as transcending gender...I have a gay sensibility.

A million dollars to Jennifer Lopez is like 5 bucks to the rest of us. She can skip out on a million even if it is to hang out with Drake, who will never love anyone as much as he loves Rihanna.

I have to tell the truth, when you said Mase, I thought of rapper Mase, not small Kardashian Mase.

She looks like someone who doesn’t know how to beach.

The only name I recognized was “Sade.”