Down the rabbit hole indeed.

hope they do the payoff in the john, as is traditional for $1 bets

Of course he held his kickoff in the building betsy devoss’s husband grifted from the tax payers of Orlando. Both of the families are the absolute worst but it was good to hear those human versions of a grease trap got cock blocked by bike cops.

It was clearly big M8’s fault

Oh ya, they’ve been flying off the shelves too !!

I know, I just couldn’t resist not making a smart ass comment and I wanted to /s but it wasn’t sarcasm and I do bet it is the male prostitute. I talk and type the same way you do and constantly get hit by my friends with:

Oops. I was using “fucking” as an adjective, not a verb. Fuck, fucking “fuck” has way too many fucking uses to fuck with. I need to use my profanity with more precision. The old sergeant major who taught me to swear would be ashamed of me.*

Are you talking about Elaine Chow or the unnamed male prostitute the bible bumping southern republicans are known for keeping on the side?

Yeah, we know how this will go. One is a beloved icon of the American political landscape and the other is fucking Mitch McConnell. 

Since we’re posting Mario mugshots, this one will always be my personal favorite.

Of course, the Times reports, “landlords warned that removing incentives for them to renovate buildings and lowering their rental income would lead to worse housing conditions for many New Yorkers.”

Ditto for Idaho and potatoes.

Corn isn’t a vegetable, it is a grain.

First they aren’t manufactured with EU so they are expensive.

Look, I’m American, if I can’t blame others for the consequences of my own actions this whole thing is gonna fall apart.

That’s fair, since I don’t think Europeans realize how weird and dumb - not to mention unnecessary - any displacement below 3.5L sounds to most of us Americans. 

We know how weird it sounds, and we feel really bad for you.  Big V8s are fun.

Hmmm.... I thought all that Europe required was changing the 6.2 Liter engine to a 6.2 Litre and we were good....

I die laughing at this ad because I am in fact twelve.

Bless you. That was fantastically, beautifully, hilariously fucked up. First time I’ve genuinely laughed in a few days.