HAHAHA, literally today I had a co-worker explain to me how his windshield wipers were stolen in Chicago two nights ago. He’s 55ish and said he didn’t know how to put new ones on. So I annoyed him and everyone around by telling him his wiper sizes faster than a guy searching for them online and then explained why you…

I think you are cheesing your burgers wrong. I always cheese on the grill or put it on the inside like lazy bum that I am. I don’t run into your cheese sliding off issues that you apparently have. What I will argue with anyone all day about is cheesing the burgers before they are going to be eaten. Reheating burgers…

The selling difference for me was the sound. One sounds like I ate baked beans last night and one sounds like I just got it just got kicked in the junk. But like everything in life you have to pick a poison. So I chose an I5.

South Park pretty much hit the nail right on the head about how most millennial’s feel about Harley Davidson and their riders. All my friends who ride are on bikes they built themselves or crotch rockets.

Trumps Seems like Air fan.

Came here for this, did not leave unsatisfied.

Without the Carbon Fiber they are great. I think it is one of those things you like until you notice it and then you can’t un-see it and it ruins everything... almost to a point of anger. At least for me.

Holy shit, people actually use these for whipped cream. I figured that was just a cover story for the only use of them I have only seen these used for. Awesomeness with a side of falling over and light headache.

I can’t wait to see these things dealing with Michigan weather potholes.

It’s a joke that you have to read and understand. It’s funny because Clarkson posted it. Thanks be to you for making a good joke you need to understand more than 2 words to laugh at.

My first car ever purchased with all the money I made corn detasseling and refereeing indoor soccer was a ‘86 Buick LeSabre. It came from Texas to Michigan less than a week earlier so I figured it was at least road worthy. The test drive proved that and my mechanic gave it a thumbs up. Clean title, 3rd owner and…

I thought that was the whole joke of why 88 MPH, because the car pegged on a long straight away would only do 87.

I was just having this conversation with my dad because we are about to get some 80 MPH stretches in MI. His truck is the same way and the only folks who arn’t going to see their MPG not fall have fancy new 8-10 speed transmission.

Have a Summer Shandy, half beer half lemonade. Its what us Germans feed our children so they don’t get that drunk. Great beach brewskie.

Wheat Flour, Canola Oil, Modified Food Starch, Shrimp, Sugar, Baking Powder, Soy Sauce Powder, Salt, Yeast Extract, Monosodium Glutamate, Maltose, .Natural Flavor, Spices, Licorice, 5' Ribonucleotide, Disodium Succinate, Citric Acid, Paprika Color, Silicon Dioxide.

I imagine just like apples, different varieties are used for different purposes. The varieties they want may not be cost effective or even available due to major vendors (McDonalds, Ora-Ida ect) demand and existing contracts.

That’s like, your opinion man. Differing from the infographic used at the bottom of this article and my opinion, the most important opinion... to me.

Here is my work cat. It is the worst most skiddish cat I have ever owned.

The GLI is a far better choice in every way over the GTI based solely on the fact that one is a hatch back and one is not. Performance be dammed if you still have to drive around a hatchback.

I’ve seen your work!