All model years, you want nice interior but slower you get a GTI. You want a little bit faster and internal quality of a 90's GM vehicle as well as a car that sounds like you feed it off brand baked beans all day ever day you get a STi.

You are not taking into account who buys these kinds of cars. The people who need to have the new one at any cost.

Finally, a G meter so you can brag to your friends about how hard you hit that wall when you lost control of your car!!! This should be on more vehicles so we can have an idiots pissing contest.

I fully welcome the trend of big pants coming back into style, I can deal without all the other junk besides maybe hyper color tshirts.

This guy is awesome. I’m just gonna leave this here. They have done all kinds of stuff with Always Sunny because of how much those two look alike.

That is a east coast / New England politician if I have ever seen one. Different from the west coast breed.

2008 GMC Acadia. It was engineered to break exactly 100 miles over warrenty. I grew up in MI and still live here but I will be danmed if I ever drive a big 3 car ever again in my life and I avidly tell anyone who asks to never own one.

My 10th grade math teacher had a social/mental condition where she could not make eye contact with the person she was talking to or she would literally freeze up and forget what she was saying.

Seeing as our esteemed leader dodged the last draft because of an injury he can’t remember. I doubt he will bring it back causing all his friends kids to have to dodge it like he did.

I’m smart enough to get a car that costs 2.5 times my yearly salary stretched out over 8 years. I’m smart enough to figure out how this thing works. If I could read, a manual or at all, I wouldn’t have needed to add the first sentence to this paragraph. Also I have never seen insurance spelled as responsibility, does…

Volts * Amps = Watts

One advantage of the passenger side fill up is a 0% chance of you opening your door into the concrete bollards protecting the pump.

It is good on the passenger side of the car so that when you pull up to the pump there is a 0% possibility of you opening your door into a concrete barrier or trash can. Also owning a car you don’t hate makes it a joy to observe all angles of your car every once in a while.

You are right, they are fun to drive and half way decent cars. And I’m sure I’m in the minority when I say they sound awful. I know some people love the sound, some people also like the smell of flatulence.

I had something like this once, I only herd it in parking lots or when moving slow in traffic with other cars to bounce the sound off of. It was only the front right wheel also. It took me a year and 2 annoyed friends to figure it out.

So you are saying that in 20 years you see the price of scrap steel about the same as it is now? Because you know 85% of the people who buy these are going to wreck them.

FIB’s. God danm FIB’s. Living inbetween Chichago and Detroit FIB’s make up almost all of my automotive karma stories.

Literally today I had to drive two towns away to drop some stuff off at a different office. Thanks president’s day for making me go twice. I’m already grumpy and as I get to the highway, there is a normal semi with a trailer in the right turn lane and a dump truck in the left turn lane. So I choose the right turn lane…

Noise canceling headphones are a must. 50% of the time I don’t even have music going but people eventually learned I can’t hear them. Also people who arn’t willing to literally get my attention can’t.

Wiskey and Tab is delicious, I had one last week.