Whether they are randomly enforcing these things or not. It made my morning seeing countless people, especially the lady that didn’t notice the cop next to her with his lights on get dinged.

statute of limitations

A long long time ago in a galaxy far away I was traveling quickly back to Kalamazoo from West Lafayette, where I am from and where I was currently living, for Christmas break. I literally took the 2nd to last exam scheduled at Purdue that winter and was ready to gtfo of Indiana for as long as possible. I had my shit…

Reading some of the things that her and other internet personalities say, and I assume other people believe, is almost as good as sinfest.net or xkcd.

If it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck... it’s a fucking baby mullet. He isn’t a beady eyed Canadian and that isn’t hockey hair.

Ipass and open road tolling FTW. That toll road is at least a shortcut depending on where you are going and not 41 miles out of the way....

I wish I had more +1 to give for the Good Ole Blues Brothers!

Maybe this is just what I read from it but the gist that I gleaned was:

I’m with ya, it’d rather shovel than rebuild.

Are pickles that important to a sandwich to people that like them? What is it about them that makes the sandwich apparently worth while? Have you ever just put salt, pepper and dill (pickling spices) on the sandwich sans shitty old cucumber?

Why is that guy wearing a deep V romper? Is that the rage in mens cycling right now? Maybe if he wasn’t wearing women’s clothing he wouldn’t be so pissed. 

you should, as people like me appreciate it because we know to listen, pay attention and then try and figure it out myself because. Vegans and people who went to Michigan and an Ohio State should also preface so you know that you can stop listening to what ever it is they have to say.

One of the best school yard pranks ever!

Bonuses are why you are allowed to claim 9 dependeds 2-3 times a year for one pay period (I forget since I’m salary now but am 99% sure its one of those two numbers) without the IRS saying jack shit. There are little loopholes us norms can take advantage of that do really help us. Talk to your HR, they know how it…

Thank you for calling it a Bimmer. Too many people that drive Bimmers try to correct me when I say, “Nice Bimmer” 

At least I have chicken.

I must have facial pareidolia because this car has a high as fuck grin on it. Must of had some of that croc, based on the hood and body panels...

OMG they are worse than vegans!

Why does he had the Bureau of Land Management (BLM) so much? Of course the liberals are trying to manage the land properly or else all the land, and my hamburgers, would be gone. We just don’t want the dust bowl to happen again Curt!