wickedamygdala
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wickedamygdala

If the last year has taught us anything, it’s that some people have no concept of having to suffer even minor inconvenience in the name of a public health issue like reducing dangerous driving or ending a fucking pandemic.

I totally agree with this sentiment, but the environmentalist in me wants to ban you for your username. #BanSingleUsePlastics

Moments like this remind me that there are a ton of assholes that frequent this site that think their cars are more important than people’s lives.

People used to be able to buy cocaine at the drug store, but that went away, too. 

Sure

“thoughts”?

Who are the snowflakes again?

could we give him back his Twitter access for just one hour after this is released just to hear his thoughts? LOL

I wanted to opt out of class with an elementary school teacher who used “accept” and “except” interchangeably.

Maybe Cancel Culture is what happens when White People* are held accountable.

Let’s face it, cancel culture is really what we used to refer to as consequences.

Yes but I thoroughly enjoy reporting these fuckers.

And Trump doesn’t even know who the fuck she is either.

This explains why he was so interested in the Middle East!

For most white women, getting hit by someone other than your husband is indeed exceptional

She makes it look cool. I would look like a circus bear.

My guess: the agent is a Trump loyalist, and making a mess at Obummer’s house will be his go-to story for years to come.

They probably don’t have bathrooms because she is a robot and he is a vampire.  They’re just closets of oil or fridges of blood. 

$10 says she didn't even know who Tracy Chapman was before this.

For what it’s worth, Minaj has always contended that she didn’t know she was sampling Chapman when she recorded “Sorry,” and was instead using elements from Shelly Thunder’s “Sorry”—which is a reggae cover of Chapman’s song