So what you’re saying is I should post it twice and bask in their rage tears?

We went from Oprah to Maury Povich in like two fucking years.

Convictions He has convictions.

Easiest star you ever earned

Bill Maher is trash.

Unless you count buying the Washington Post as gratuitously evil, I’d make the case that Bezos, while not a sign of a healthy economy is not the most malicious villain we have to deal with.

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

he had studied about the Confederacy...Johnson tried making the argument that the Civil War wasn’t fought over slavery

She gave an ELEVEN HOUR taped “confession.” She was terrified for her damn life, there’s no fucking way she had eleven hours of shit to say. That’s a huge red flag right there.

Did his mother send him to his Auntie and Uncle in Bel-Air?

Wait they’re mad at an immigrant for speaking English now? What the fuuuckkkk.

The kids are alright.

We had mass shootings long before easy access to video games. It seems to me that the issues are easy access to guns and ammunition, press coverage lionizing the shooters to other troubled teens, and the fact that this country often feels like a depressing, racist shithole where everything is rigged against you.

It’s far too tiny to fill anything.

Um, did you just refer to the queen, Janelle Monáe, as “that pop star”?

“somebody who had a very different anatomy.”

“...a black New York City police officer”

Serini was ordered held on $3,500 bail after the arraignment.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?