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MY bad...it’s been 8 loooong years (9if you include primaries) of that stuff, but in seriousness. The sarcasm-radar cracked a long time ago.

But you did forget that he’s the father of 2 trampy daughters who dress in long sleeves and conservative skirts...as if they’re about to go streetwalking.

Sluts.

Obama: President of the Harvard Law Review...and presumably so dumb he can’t speak without a teleprompter (according to you)

You: Presumably CAN speak without a teleprompter, and for the sake of even superficial veracity of your analytical abilities in making htat statement, have achieved something in your life more…

That goes into the pantheon of truest statements ever:

“Fentanyl is your friend.”

Hey - I take at least ONE consolation in these unbelievable verbal diarrheaic episodes of his - more cannon fodder for debate questions/”attack” ads for HRC.

“attack” because....is it really attacking when you just replay his own words?

“Avatars can now be re-customized from the Trainer profile screen”

Vincent - from a lifelong athlete - SCREW I second SCREW the flat stomach! 76# in 15mo is ridiculously awesome man! Seriously - kudos to you for that monumental dedication!

Exactly what I thought. She’s got too much experience and nous to not make sure anything she has to say is completely admissible in court.

Ahhh, see I thought it was assault at first, but that seemed like it required physical interaction from the definitions I found. But I’m sure lawyery lawyer-types better than myself could argue that it IS a physical interaction, however indirect.

That sentence...that image...preeeeetty much make me think some fucking sexy, really fucking decadently deviant thoughts.

Jesus my future wife will be both miraculously patient, but endlessly thankful for all the easy lizard-brain type leverage she’ll so easily be able to wield against me :)

Madpiglet -

Ha! as evidence, I just re-read my post and realized:

Ohh, good point! I’m actually a member of LA Fitness in Orlando, and the 3 clubs I’ve been to all have said signs.

Too bad her evidence-that-I’m-a-shitty-person-deep-down-inside caption precludes her using the “I can’t read! I never had to lean bc I’m so pretty!!” defense...

Crickey - that IS an Archer plot.

YES. All yesses here - and I second her crying at home. Preferably 2 times...up to legal action...and after losing a suit and more money than she even knew she had.

Damn I hope she gets sued so hard.

Aww shucks - thanks :) :)

I actually have a bad way of making & mixing up colloquialisms (much to the amusement of my friends) especially making up extra-superlative-superlatives.

I blame my upbringing hearing Caribbean-tinted Queen’s English at home, American English in school, then having the gall to learn other…

EXACTLY!!

Thank you for saying this. I keep telling people IRL and online - electronic media very nearly disallows anyone the ‘oopsy, I made a mistake’ excuse anymore.

Too many buttons and icons HAVE to be selected, in a particular order - ALL of which besides the final ‘SEND’ option are REVERSIBLE (AND EVEN IN GMAIL,…

I’m going to assume you’re not trolling and -politely- explain to you why this is NOT a ‘good person’ making a ‘mistake’. ...in numbered list form: