wickedamygdala
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wickedamygdala

I understand that, and I didn’t mean to come off as making a Darwin-awards-inspired quip. I truly do feel for their families - I just cannot feel for them anymore, especially in circumstances like your anecdote, or the Houston teen. These circumstances are TOO foolish, TOO impulsive, and TOO dismissive of the sheer

I know this goes against the majority sentiment here, but immediately after I feel sadness for this person, and their friends’ & fam’s loss...

...my next thought is: but, aren’t we all better off that he is gone?
I’m not trolling here, and apologies if any of this is triggering, but someone like this person, right now,

What’s a guy got to do to get out of the greys here? I’ll totally give foot massages if need be.

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Well it gets better. He set up a Twitter acct a few weeks ago, and was LIVE TWEETING the shooting.

Have you tried sitting him down and calmly explaining literally every thought you have to think (for your own survival) about this/similar instances. My current gf did that with her (soon-to-be) ex-husband (long story) to explain what she was thinking every time she left the grocery to return to her car even with

Exaaaactly. I know it’s not going to be universally true, but just reading the OP’s comment and I though about which of my guy friends could I see/expect to/has acted like this - and (as far as I know) it’s none.

Not patting myself on the back here, honestly, but that saying “show me a man’s friends and I’ll show you

randilyn...while I agree with #NotallFloridians....I DO live down the street from THIS place:

I feel like I’m totally going to catch hit for this, but I’ll defend these ladies...

I’m actually sitting here in my living room in a weight-loss vest that has ice packs in sleeves all around my torso. Why? Basic thermodynamics/bioenergetics - the body has to maintain homeostasis, so it has to ramp up the white fat it

Absolutely positively not true. Sorry - (just like a shameful amount of guys out there) most women are just, with all due respect, baaaad at giving head.

In all fairness, both guilty parties commit many of the same faults: lack of enthusiasm/possible accidental atmosphere of obligation, not picking up on receiver’s

a night for hyperbole, not Stoke City

OooOOooh - you’re so fancy, all READING the ARTICLE before posting a question EXPLICITLY answered deeper in than 1 paragraph! SooOOoo fancy!

I certainly hope you’re speaking hyperbolically...

...or else virtually every medical professional I think I’ve ever met..and most anyone else has ever met..is also cold and sociopathic.

I don’t personally consider her (needlessly) addressing the fact that they were former classmates, then (again, needlessly) calling

...I see what you did there...

BRILLIANT. You win:)

I see your point on the conflation of those two things - but I don sincerely believe that the illogical pundits will conflate whatever - WHATEVER - they can and desire they should to make whatever asinine point they want to.

For instance - I just (SO SO HAPPILY) heard about the SCOTUS ruling on marriage equality just

Ohhhh it’s been a personal fave since mid-college. The defense-dropping preface totally makes the following insult so much more satisfying. I personally suggest a 1/2 beat pause after “Respectfully” for dramatic effect. :D

Oh my - I honestly did not mean to imply ANYTHING of the sort. It was strictly a comment on the many Catholic priests who, I personally believe, so vehemently suppressed their perfectly natural homosexual preferences, and surely internalized Rome’s demonization of such preferences until it morphed into something much

Whoa...whoooaaa...hold the phone buddy-boy.

You went a WHOLE post without explicitly mentioning men’s penises, or hand-jobs.

I think you might be tired, or just off your game. How about you take a rest - get a little lie-down going, maybe just take some time to think about what’s really important in your life, what you

Awwww are you done with the witty come-backs?? I’m not ready to start studying again.

Boo, I was looking forward to a bit more.

I don’t think this sad person has any issue with us who grow some of our own food. I sincerely think they’re just one of the MANY..MANY ill-adjusted adults in our society who use the cover of internet anonymity to aggravate others.

But, the flaw in their plan is that they think we put equal weight on random web