wickedamygdala
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wickedamygdala

This. As a strength coach now in physical therapy school, I’ve seen my fair share of body composition norm tables.

5’5” and 280# - I’m sorry, but she would literally have to be an absolute physical SPECIMEN to be completely, or even mostly, healthy.

For those who would like to argue that point - consider this. The

They MUST be jealous WonderWomanist - they have...opinions. And of course, those opinions contrast with those of a selected pop=culture hero. Thus, jealousy, obv.

Selleck - you can also include Black men like me who get annoyed at EVERYONE assuming I like girls with big asses and lots of adipose to spare in that group also. My skeptical eyebrow flew really high when I read that line in her interview.

Because yes - Black men who are into slimmer, fitter women exist. As do other

Seconded. Fucking seconded (as a Black man who is completely and utterly not attracted to larger women - but realizes others are, and that that is my own opinion, and just that.)

Hahaha.... No.

And I’m done resisting - I LOVE LOVE LOVE the irony of you arguing in the 1st part of your response that ONE LOCK won’t destroy all the animals in a forest...

Lol, the “WELLACTUALLYS” - that’s funny as heck.

Yeah, no worries - that’s why I put my non-verbal text-based comprehension difficulty out there - no lie, it’s almost caused fights b/t close friends and I. But they’ve all come to terms with how dumb I can be :)

And yeah...pollution/climate change deniers get right the

Seatonsatan - I did say that you explicitly SAID to “dump your garbage everywhere and consume thoughtlessly.” That phrase doesn’t even come up in my response...so I’m not sure why you typed that to be honest.

Disclaimer: I’m pretty crap at discerning tone/intent online - it repeatedly shows me how dependent I am on non-verbals to effectively communicate

Are you criticizing my comment/position? Or supporting it? I think supporting you’re it...but your last line throws me for a serious spin.

Seatonsatan - the same logic applies to...well, virtually EVERYTHING we use to comopse anything we use (plastics, metals, paper in its various forms, hell - motor oil, etc...)

aside: Whether for the opera (pretty good) or the electronic music band (one of my faves) that user name rocks.

Anna - not sure where you send this to get the attention of Jezebel staff writers, but thought you may find it interesting. I thought it was swell (and has temporarily elevated my opinion of Crossfitters. Eh, ok - TWO crossfitters...):

Is it possible to swoon at a comment? Hell, can men swoon anyway? I’m not sure of either answer...but i’m pretty sure that’s what I just did here.

daaaaamn. I was going to leave a quip about glass houses, blah blah blah.

I see there’s no need. You’ve got this locked down. Nicely done.

....and that’s what makes you a decent human being and a more intelligent citizen than Mrs. Manhart here - your recognition that freedoms aren’t granted to you and your kind alone.

....and that’s what makes you a decent human being and a more intelligent citizen than Mrs. Manhart here - your recognition that freedoms aren’t granted to you and your kind alone.

....and that’s what makes you a decent human being and a more intelligent citizen than Mrs. Manhart here - your recognition that freedoms aren’t granted to you and your kind alone.

....and that’s what makes you a decent human being and a more intelligent citizen than Mrs. Manhart here - your recognition that freedoms aren’t granted to you and your kind alone.

Oh my god...God, is this you??

Yeaaah..total guy comment here, but my lizard-brain is pretty much lit up like a festivus pole looking at/through her clothes.

*ahem*...I’ll return to civilized society now...

I couldn’t just star this - I literally felt that ‘sinking’ feeling in my chest when I read your comment.

I feel he may be convicted - but with less than expected jail time, and probably placed in a medium/min security prison to (FUCKING IRONICALLY) ensure his “physical safety.”

And all that due to the massive defense