[Check's this week's opposing fantasy team lineup]

Well, at least we know who is "up next" at Carolina....

1. Aaron Rogers.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

Cheers to the irremediably stupid person on the left of the car that ran up to it while it was so precariously perched.

Okay, I'll bite.

If you walked into any dealer right now offered your info they would take it.....

right, except the tires in the video don"t look to be regroovable and resemble consumer grade car tires that are absolutely a wear item. I have no issue with retreading a tire when the tire is designed to accommodate it in the first place, but a person eyeballing it doesn't seem like the best method of doing it.

The 1969 Honda CB750.

That's what you get for having a complicated (non-straight) leading edge of the hood. That's about as good as you're going to get without contact.

Chernobyl.

The internet has had enough butt for a few days.

Russia this, Putin that, but I'm pretty sure Christian von Koenigsegg is up to something...

I'm about to have a seizure. Geez.

These .gifs are giving me cancer.

And you need to stop being so cynical. If they find it, I couldn't care less whether they make a profit or not. People have made money by finding the Titanic too, and there's still an important historical significance there too, no?

CarMax also has this program where they will buy your used car, no matter what it is, and give you cash on the spot – even if you don't buy a car from them. Seriously. You show up in a Ford Pinto? They'll buy it. Buick Roadmaster? They'll buy it.

It's suppose to be done like this...

Do you have any pictures that show how purple it is without a purple filter over everything?