To Wong Foo + Australia - Drag Queens = Muriel’s Wedding

Actually, sometimes we do. We’re not perfect, especially not at 5 years old, when we think 19 cents is enough to start saving for a surgery and that because we found it in the couch, it’s ours. And sometimes, poor parents don’t want to take the 19 cents away from a five year old to pay the bills because the thought of…

I think there’s real value in certain kinds of social media protest, but it makes perfect sense to me that coming from SA Trevor would give it side eye - there, protests that actually made change on the most important issues of the day were all protests where the protestors took enormous risks for what they beleived…

Oh my god! I may be allergic to red! I am one of those people I hate!

hair is a better route.

OMG the colorgasm! Reminds me of Scissor Sisters at the Brit Awards:

My brother has crohn’s, you don’t get to fucking judge peoples decision whether or not to have kids, It’s their choice not yours and there is also no guarantee the kids will even have it.

No Dylan Moran? He is the greatest of all the Irish comedians. Black’s Books is the only show I have cried while watching because I was laughing so hard.

Sweet Jesus, what in God’s name is Britney wearing??!

My first thought was how many people would go to a rando wedding of people they met in the last five months and obviously don’t know much about? And then I thought, well I probably would go for the booze and food (especially if it were local for once). So, there ya go.

Would be funny if it weren’t true

Settling in for this post like the creeper I am.

“I know I’m not the most handsome guy, but I bet I’d look a lot better with your pussy juice all over my face.”

Robert Downey Jr. won’t let ScarJo, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth into his squad.

"LADIES. PLEASE PAY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION. A MAN IS OFFERING HIS OPINION."

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Begin to air dry my mid-back length, thick, curly hair with a little bit of product, walk for 3 of my 20 minute walking commute, pull hair back loosely into pony (hoping to not straighten/disrupt curls to keep good curly look all day), continue walking for 5-6 more minutes, pull hair up into loose messy bun, continue…