Yes it will. That’s part of what comedy is for. You know what black and brown people should do? Hurl jokes. LBGTQ people? Hurl jokes. Because pointing and laughing at the naked emperor makes everyone else realise just what a ridiculous thing they are.

Calvin Harris nixed her career when she was about to be successful. They dated, collaborated and when they split he basically stopped her releasing anything he’d produced. Which was nearly everything.

Does anyone else remember the tales of LiLo’s behaviour on the set of The Canyons and think, ‘hmmmm, this makes sense...’?

2016 blows. It really fucking does. She was amazing.

Oh very good ;)

Can you imagine the psychological trauma of finding out that the man you loved, married and willingly had sex with was a paedophile? How is that *not* injury?

My voice IS a bloody instrument. It takes work.

Which needs to change, which is why we get offended by it. Bit like America with racism.

Good.

She’s one of our strongest allies. Why the snark?

A) Dear The Rock - she’s a woman. Not a girl.

I <3 this reply.

Do you know what? Props to Amber, because to do that, to do THAT, takes proper guts. To film him, knowing what might happen if he caught her, that takes some courage.

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

This is amazeballs!

If she wasn’t dead, I would have swore this was my gran. She lived in Altrincham, (but was a Mancunian by birth) and would totally have done this. At the age of 68 she came back to her flat to fin it being burgled. She beat the burglar with an umbrella and he begged to be arrested when the police arrived, ‘anything to…

Just read this on Blind Gossip and nearly rage quit the world because it’s not that veiled. HECKLING? FFS.

Although G&T in a can is a horrendous product, acceptable only when perhaps camping or as a passenger on a road trip. Even then it’s a little lazy. It can be summed up by mate, who was not impressed at the drinking choices of certain wedding guests.

So. Much. This.

The Asian woman looks like she is about to Cut. A. Bitch.