Ahem. Sov’s ‘terrible fake patois’ is how everyone her age talked back them on the estate where she lived. It’s class-based, not race-based, and she wasn’t/isn’t faking anything.

Oh honey, given that he’s been ripped apart by nearly everyone over the last 20 years, I am pretty sure if he was a racist or a bigot, we’d know by now.

Jeremy Clarkson is a racist, bigoted, egotistical, prick. At least Chris is just an egotist prick.

It’s not exactly a big secret. Well, perhaps it is - it might just have been cold when he did the naked football match.

It’s probably the finest portrayal of PTSD I’ve seen. It really helped my parents, my son and my husband understand how my brain works.

It needs the dirt in Elle King’s voice. Without it...it’s just a bit blah.

You are not alone. Not at all.

Ahh now, I didn’t say he was under a NICE mountain. For all we know he’s somewhere near Prestatyn :(

Merlin is supposed to be sleeping under a Welsh mountain according to some legends...

Because that cave is sacred. It’s a special place.

You need to see him in the original Being Human. Ding fucking DONG.

I am absolutely disgusted. I’m Pagan, and to a lot of people like me, that is a sacred place, that rock is not to be trifled with. This is nothing to do with Arthur or Merlin, and everything to do with the location, and the Wights there.

You’re just not putting the effort in.

Oh man. I need a little lie down.

EVERYBODY CHILL.

I do an acoustic cover of ‘Fancy’ and the spacetime continuum implodes.

There’s a difference between being cunty, and just being a cunt.

Hang on...do you time feeds? What happened to feeding a baby when it’s hungry? Do people actually time it with a clock?

Nah, from the same place that Mittens got his binder full of women from....

In all fairness, she was really young when she said that. It was a flippant remark, and probably what I’d have said if I’d seen that tax bill. I’ve said it about my tax deduction now, and I’m on a pittance (equivalent of $24k a year) compared to her.

It doesn’t mean I resent my taxes, or think that I should pay less.