They're like cats. If you look like you actively dislike them, they'll want to be around you more :(

You see, I would. I never ever ever make threats, I make promises. My son knows this. I try to never say anything I don't mean.

That is one botched boob job, right there.

Right. This is my list of Things I Can Never Run Out Of EVER Or Shit Will Seriously Go Down. Some of it is specifically for when I'm performing, but most of it is in my regular kit.

1) MAC Ruby Woo and Russian Red. I wear this nearly every day, and alternate shades depending on how red my hair is that day. Without it I…

It's sometimes sweet, sometimes salty, sometimes pungent, but if clean (not fragranced with deodorants) and not in the throes of infection, it always tastes good. Like a lovely pie.

It's sometimes sweet, sometimes salty, sometimes pungent, but if clean (not fragranced with deodorants) and not in the throes of infection, it always tastes good. Like a lovely pie.

You know what? Queen Latifah's sexuality isn't there for you to speculate about. This is NOT HELPING. It's none of your Damn business.

Oh man. I've just said as much on the other bit of thinly veiled snark by Lindy West -someone who I generally respect and agree with.

Personally, I think she's lovely because I fancy her. Like mad. I mean, that SMILE. Oh man, she makes me feel all kinds of fluffy.

Can we please, please, PLEASE stop SNARKING about Macklemore being white and straight? Can we though? It's fucking old, and every time you do it, you airbrush out the beautiful, talented LESBIAN who is part of Same Love, without whom we would not have that amazing hook.

Some men are misogynists. It doesn't matter whether they are gay/straight/bi, they just are. Some men aren't. It's fuck all to do with sexuality and everything to do with them being dickheads.

A little both. His MUA is Matthu Andersen who us basically God.

Not surgery, just really, really good make up. It's drag at its finest.

Indeed. I should have said 'Jezebel's Sisterhood'. It would have been more accurate.

'Oh hey guys, what you up to? Guys? What...what are you doing?!? Oh...OH. OH MY GOD. OH MY EYES. Holy fuck, this is awkward. Let's just agree that Nothing Happened'

Then where was the request for Adele's untouched pictures?

They offered money for untouched photos, on the assumption that Lena is so uggers, they photoshopped her to fuck.

Jez, you pulled this shit with Melissa McCarthy.

Anyone who allows an English Bull Terrier to sit on people furniture is asking for a confused pack member.

Never has your username been more appropriate.