Where’s Luigi when you need him?

I’m surprised he’s not overjoyed about having another reason to ignore them. “Sorry *insert ex-wife name* can’t see the kids. Surge pricing”.

My hot take: If you notice a $9 fee to visit your kids, you either don’t really love your kids very much, or you’re not really that rich.

RIF - It’s $9 per day, not $9 every time you cross the line.

Who shit in your cornflakes this morning sunshine?

“it’s stupid, it will be mismanaged and only cause inconvenience for rich, not so rich and poor people regressively.”

“Hey, I’m walkin’ here!” ~ Midtown Cowboy (2025)

Instead of complaining that he, a very rich man, has to pay a whole $9 to drive to see his kids, he could instead contemplate the factors that contributed to his children living, you know, elsewhere.

“Execute Order  66”

Tech founder, eh? Is Musk trying to remove the competition?

he remained a “happy customer” and that he still trusts his Tesla’s “self-driving”

Yeah, that’s really weird. It was a regular suicide, and his truck full of flammable things just happened to catch fire immediately afterwards? Sounds like a desperate attempt at spin, not anything supported by logic or facts. He’s a Trump supporter, so they’ll twist themselves into Gordian Knots to avoid labeling…

I mean law enforcement seems to be calling it a bombing. Just a ‘suicide’ with a combing that occurred immediately thereafter.

My guess is that the uncle is projecting a lot of his own beliefs in that statement. The uncle thinks he was a “supersoldier” the uncle thinks he was a “patriot”. Clearly the uncle is full of shit. 

Jesus Christ, the semantics are making my head hurt:

I mean, the uncle’s claims are suspect. Being a patriotic American and supporting MAGA/Trump are mutually exclusive states.

For a pedophile drug addict, Gaetz sure does like to keep his name in the news.

First of all, Matt Gaetz changed his whole ass Twitter name and handle to say “Former Congressman Matt Gaetz”? I almost would have thought that was a parody account.

A Chad is a good thing? I thought it was a male Karen. I’m so confused with slang today. I miss the tubular, bodacious days.

20 to 30% growth? This dude just makes shit up constantly.