I am very sick of hearing about the vacuous and stupid children of wealthy criminals and despots.

You know what that means...

I agree it’s not funny, because what I find really not funny is his “decision” not to check the box; or his decision to be anything but who he is. He’s a sad, self-hating man, and I literally have NO time for him, or bruthas/sistas like him. Fuck him. And when they (meaning the whites) come after you with pitchforks…

If you think a comment on the internet is “eroding” your ancestry, you must have a real frail grip on it.

Am I the only person who doesn’t find this story the least bit funny? Especially when you think about all the likely explanations and their potential ramifications... His mother may have cheated on his father, and once the kid was old enough that he could tell it wasn’t his, dad splits, and mom continues to lie to…

I mean, sure, Mike Tirico is Italian. Also, this little girl with her mum is Norwegian:

I know how to definitively settle the issue of whether he is black or not. He goes up to a cop at 2am to ask if they know the time or if they have a light for a cigarette and if they shoot him dead like a dog, then he is black.

We need walls! That’s how you know where to put your furniture! And if you take down all of the walls, where do you put your coat closet? No one ever thinks of the coats.

Counterpoint: No they won’t. These kids will never interact with the peasants of the world. Having a funny name doesn’t matter when you’re an elite.

THIS BITCH ACTUALLY TRIED IT.

Thank you so much. She’s very old, so there isn’t much they can do. They are telling us about 6 weeks, but it’s a waiting game to make sure she’s still happy. We plan to do many cuddles until then. She’s really my best friend. I just found out today so it’s been a very tearful day. Watching mindless Bridezillas is…

This is such bizarre timing. I just found out my little doggie has cancer 😥😥😥 and we are spending the afternoon snuggling and watching bridezillas on Hulu. I really am attuned to Jezebel.

I am trying to see the negative in looking like a fancy pirate.

I have a ton of men’s t-shirts simply because I like having GODDAMN SLEEVES.

Yeah, I wasn’t being gender fluid when I bought those men’s khakis from the Gap that time. I was just having a big butt and being cheap because they were on sale.

That should be the title of their biographies.

Not sure who pissed in ADDVanced’s cereal this morning...

“honed at Nürburgring”!

I’m not as sure about political.

You should start an organization that provides these devices for free or at low cost.