It would have been a gross injustice if Armstrong was financially ruined by the lawsuit

He figured by donning ill-fitting clothing and not tucking in his shirt, you wouldn’t notice.

The problem is that Simmons got suspended, not that LeBatard hasn’t.

I’ve been telling people it’s Thursday the entire fucking day...

Wait, are we meming Golladay into Galloway already? I mean, I’m obviously on board, but I feel like it might be too early.

This isn’t a defense to say that Stafford is an elite (insert Flacco joke here) QB. He will never be like Brady, Manning, or Rodgers, where he just clearly has the ability to elevate a collection of teammates that is markedly inferior to the cast of non-QB characters that their main rivals have. But those are HOF…

As a lions fan, you had me until that last line.

Stafford played all 16 games in the last 6 season. That ain’t no Bradford stuff.

Cherry picking a low scoring Big Ten game from 2012 doesn’t make any point about the conference as a whole. UNC scored 43 points in one game this year. That doesn’t mean UNC is boring or high profile players don’t want to play there (clearly). ACC teams averaged 74 points per game last year. Big Ten teams averaged 73.

Danny Ainge looks like a guy mucking around on a guitar in an erectile dysfunction medication commercial.

Holy shit federal pleading standards are restrictive. It seems almost as if he’s asking them to prove causation at the pleading stage. That’s something that can be addressed during discovery and if there are insufficient facts developed then, the case can be tossed on summary judgment.

Well, WNBA voting is done by fan balloting. In addition to a mother and father, Schimmel has a sister, so that’s usually enough votes to push through.

If she were a man, she would’ve sat out two seasons.

Yes, he’s the 266th Pope, which is incidentally the same number of times that Brady Hoke forgot his locker combination during his UM tenure.

Wait...what? I’ve never heard of the sports business being referred to as anything but ridiculously conservative. Who in the world thinks it’s left-wing?

What a crock of shit.

This is pretty stupid.

The doctors told your cousin about what might have happened in a car crash they didn’t witness if they had been wearing a seatbelt? ERRRRRHMAHHHGERHHHHHD! Shut the fuck up, turd.

Yup, a milder PSA about the benefits of not wearing seat belts is definitely the way to go.

“The State Patrol reports that Chyna Thomas was not wearing her seat belt.”