Someone absolutely destroyed a bathroom stall at one of my old jobs—wall-to-wall-to ceiling feces everywhere. I mean, there's exploding diarrhea and then there's hitting the roof eight feet over your head. Either this person has a rocket launcher for an ass or actively flung their waste around and onto the ceiling.

Good writing from BTAS alum Paul Dini, awesome hand to hand martial arts based combat, metroidvania styled upgrade system, and awesome boss fight setpieces. For Batman fans, it doesn't get much better than that.

"Am I the only person who couldn't give a shit about these Batman games?"

They F-ed up the XB1 OS at launch, neglecting features that were standard and often used on the 360. So I'm not surprised at all. Someone notify me when they add a high level option to disable the controller's rumble on all games. I'm not holding my breath...

Apparently he's going to be compelled to take a vision test, which might be the only good way to attack his license under that state's laws (I dunno). In some other states, say California, he could be called in for a full re-examination at the DMV's option, and under some circumstances the cops could make it…

Clearly an aftermarket system. Those rear airbags were way ahead of their time.

[screams internally]

He won't face charges, but he's being forced to surrender his license, right?

This is some brave shit.

Whoa there Kotaku, that's rather brave of you to say Amazonian Warriors is better than Civ 5.

Maybe I have a life and don't want to dedicate 3 months of my life to get a videogame gun, maybe instead of having to dedicate my life to destiny I'd like to be able to play a couple hours a day and rank up instead of this bullshit where how much you play means nothing instead its completely random

what? you mean destiny's drop system is shitty? who would've thunk.