“there’s no way there won’t be a lawsuit over this”

Americans - Stupid AND litigious.

You have an irrational hatred of a children’s game character? How quirky and interesting of you.

So you really DO want to then? Cause if you didn’t want to, you would have just not made this comment.

Why would you waste time “fucking over” who is playing a game in a way that doesn’t effect you?

God I wish this were just an actual remake instead of the Kingdom Hearts monstrosity it is.

The fact that it sold out doesn’t mean its “worth it”, it just means we need to hasten the rate at which we are eating the rich.

Happiness doesn’t come in a box, regardless of whether there’s a nintendo logo on it.

Capitalism.

Why is this celebrity gossip about a trash mobile game in the “Kotaku Core” category?

Dear lord I can’t even escape old people endlessly blathering about their spawn on a video game website.

Oh wow, definitely not installing that on my system.  Eat shit riot.

So community made them enjoy the game more and helped them appreciate something they previously didn’t?  Shocking.

Y’all know the event will be back next year right? And that this is the sort of game you’re supposed to play for longer than that?

esport is fake sports my dude.

Truly the most boring dystopia we could have asked for.

$1000 windbreakers.

You’re right, this is overly precious.

High stakes?  100k bells is less than a single tarantula run.

*Distant sounds of Devs furiously filing serial numbers*

It always comes back to Eververse