“Yes, we’re very offended.” —The boner pill companies.

I think she meant it should be harder to be allowed to birth kids.

Everyone should be implanted with life long birth control, at birth(if we asked science, they could do it). The only way you get it removed is by passing a test. And the test is hard and you have to prove all kinds of shit, that you are worth having your genes reproduced and you can afford a child. And it…

The Jays only have 2 lefty pitchers on their entire roster. They left Price in to take advantage of the string of lefties coming up in the Royals order (due to conventional wisdom saying lefty hitters do worse against left pitchers). Unfortunately, those lefty hitters proceeded to go 3-3 off Price. Doubly…

“The Blue Jays helped him with three runs in the sixth.”

That is really shitty announcing by MSU, most classic moment in your school’s football history and that’s your call? Just random yelling? Come on

That was incompetent announcing by the MSU guys, they didn’t describe what was happening at all, they just reacted.

Actually, the Blue Jays did not score three in the 6th. They scored one in 3rd and two in the 6th.

This is the same Gawker which published an article about the “Detroit Silverdome.”

No, but Detroit is in Michigan. Hence the term, Michigan Man. Sorry Bro, you’re stuck with Motown.