whydidimakethis
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whydidimakethis

How about a keyboard missing the r key

You owe me a keyboard, fugger :D !

I think they are aware that they suck, so when my mom is driving, if a pigeon is on the road, they start flying the second the bumper is over their head, thus killing them selves with blunt force trauma.

Good, pigeons suck.

That looks like my mom’s Jeep, but she only runs over pigeons.

Me thinks large granite bolders need to become part of this home owners next landscaping project.

Surreal. C’mon, you’re driving a Jeep and you can’t handle a little water?

How did you find my TWO weaknesses, George Carlin & Thomas the tank engine

I didn’t see you username, so I thought you were David Tracy

My Jeep has sucked my savings dry over the last couple of months, so unless he’s open to trading for a box of leftover Christmas chocolates it’s a really bad time to make an offer.

I’m just going to leave this here.

“This is a nice, little sports cheer, and it goes like this, ‘Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hurray. Lizard shit. FUCK!’”

“We’ve experienced a sudden cabin depressurization”

Thanks. That reply lifted my spirits because my day started a little bit off.

Very brave of you to admit.

I’m admitting this now: I’m a Carlin fan. His shows were the only thing I watched all summer.

I only saw the video recently so I didn’t know it was gonna be “old news”

You’ll be happy to know that next year the intakes are gone and the cars will look a lot more like and evolution of the old champ cars than the old IRL crapwagons.

I’m so sick of people bringing up that fuckin video! So he drove the shit out of an NSX once. And it’s on a video from decades ago.