How about a keyboard missing the r key

I think they are aware that they suck, so when my mom is driving, if a pigeon is on the road, they start flying the second the bumper is over their head, thus killing them selves with blunt force trauma.

That looks like my mom’s Jeep, but she only runs over pigeons.

How did you find my TWO weaknesses, George Carlin & Thomas the tank engine

I didn’t see you username, so I thought you were David Tracy

“This is a nice, little sports cheer, and it goes like this, ‘Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat. 69 assholes tied in a knot. Hurray. Lizard shit. FUCK!’”

Thanks. That reply lifted my spirits because my day started a little bit off.

I’m admitting this now: I’m a Carlin fan. His shows were the only thing I watched all summer.

I only saw the video recently so I didn’t know it was gonna be “old news”

Thought the post was gonna say this, “There was a time when Ayrton Senna almost left F1 so he could improve his heel-toe technique by testing Honda’s NSX for the rest of his life.”

Did I ever tell you I was emailed a picture of Faradays 2021 Concept suv. It seems to be coming to the US in a kit form.

What we need now is for someone who had a dash cam to cough up the footage

Not to be offensive but... TVBS: TeleVisionBullShit

Maybe. But I think it’s the rim scraping against something

Alola happened, and he tried to run from the animators but only got as far as the edge of the paper.

Hi Jason. It’s me again

Hello once again (is this what it feels like to take over the chat)

I wonder if you will get the coveted COTD award with that comment. Good job if you did (saying this now cause I dont really care)

Lol

Hello Jalopnik